Why hello there. Welcome to my sexy disclosure policy.

I think in general advertising sucks so I won’t be putting many ads on the site. I will however add affiliate links to some products I recommend so if you end up clicking them, I will sometimes get a small cut of the action.

I’m not an asshat so I only recommend things I have used (or vary rarely if I haven’t then I’d at least want to buy if I had the chance. Sometimes that Aston Martin DBS falls outside of my budget, dammit).

Let me rephrase that in “scary FCC talk” that I ripped off from a guy who ripped it off another guy:

Disclosure of Material Connection: Some of the links on this site are “affiliate links.” This means if you click on the link and purchase the item, I will receive an affiliate commission. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I use personally and believe will add value to my readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s 16 CFR, Part 255: “Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials.”

I used to use Viglink but now I create these links manually, in case you’re wondering (which I’m guessing no one is).